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Jul
08

Ted Stevens Has His Tubes Tied

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Poor Ted Stevens.  On Friday his staff sent him an Internet, but he didn’t get it until today.  Why?  Because it got tangled up with all the indictments going through the Internet.

It’s times like these that its good to remember that you can’t just dump Ted Stevens’s career on a big truck.  No, Ted Stevens’s career is going down a series of tubes.

How the cookie crumbles

The concept for this blog is pretty simple: I get fortunes, and I then come up with what the next line of the fortune might be. Did you ever play that game where you add "in bed" to the end of the fortune? Think of this like that game, but requiring more effort to achieve something that will never be as funny as "in bed." Despite what the number of fortunes might suggest, I am not 500 lbs. Nor do I reek of moo shu pork. Thus, I don't eat out enough to keep this going for too long. If you have your own fortunes you want to share, send me a picture (along with your own next line) and maybe I'll post it. Hit me up at SoldierFortuna {A.T.} gmail.

 

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