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Jun
08

I’ll take a double shot of Ensure on the rocks


“. . . Now you can talk about your colonoscopies and hemorrhoid treatments.”
TKC: Granted, I don’t know anything about that myself – I’m in my mid-twenties. So I’m basing this on my parents’ experiences. And based on what I’ve heard, I’m praying doctors come up with something new in the next 30 years so doctors can check my colon without making me turn my innards into a waterslide.
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The concept for this blog is pretty simple: I get fortunes, and I then come up with what the next line of the fortune might be. Did you ever play that game where you add "in bed" to the end of the fortune? Think of this like that game, but requiring more effort to achieve something that will never be as funny as "in bed." Despite what the number of fortunes might suggest, I am not 500 lbs. Nor do I reek of moo shu pork. Thus, I don't eat out enough to keep this going for too long. If you have your own fortunes you want to share, send me a picture (along with your own next line) and maybe I'll post it. Hit me up at SoldierFortuna {A.T.} gmail.
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