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NYT Makes Amazing DiscoveryThe Gray Lady, that esteemed and revered newspaper, the New York Times, published a tremendously important and transformative article this Sunday. Despite all previous beliefs holding otherwise, the NYTs has discovered (in what must be a devastating blow to gay-marriage advocates everywhere) that gay marriages are not the matrimonial paradises that everyone expected.

This is, of course, shocking news that reveals that gay marriages are sometimes shitty. No one could have predicted that gay marriages would be so unique in this way, falling victim to something that affects only a very small category of non-gay marriages, namely every other relationship on the planet.

Next week the NYT is planning a story on how the children of gay couples behave. Before Sunday’s article, we might have expected the answer to be “exemplary.” But now, with our entire taxonomy in disarray, the answer might turn out to be that the children of gay parents sometimes misbehave. If that proves to be the truth, it seems unlikely that advocates of gay adoption could ever recover from the devastating revelation that their children would turn out so abnormal by acting just like every other child in the world.


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The concept for this blog is pretty simple: I get fortunes, and I then come up with what the next line of the fortune might be. Did you ever play that game where you add "in bed" to the end of the fortune? Think of this like that game, but requiring more effort to achieve something that will never be as funny as "in bed." Despite what the number of fortunes might suggest, I am not 500 lbs. Nor do I reek of moo shu pork. Thus, I don't eat out enough to keep this going for too long. If you have your own fortunes you want to share, send me a picture (along with your own next line) and maybe I'll post it. Hit me up at SoldierFortuna {A.T.} gmail.
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