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Jul
08

Mama Knows Best

“. . . But if you want great advice, consult a fortune cookie also consult your mother (and don’t say otherwise on your blog so long as your mother occasionally reads the blog and you want to stay in the will).”

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3 Responses to “Mama Knows Best”


  1. 1 dbudish
    August 8, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    If you wish good grammer you should probably be consulting a book entitled “Sentence Structure and Beyond” or “Exploring the Intricacies of the English Language”

  2. 2 fortuneater
    August 8, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    And if you wish proper spelling, consult a dictionary for the spelling of “grammer.” 🙂

  3. 3 dbudish
    August 11, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    that would be embarrassing if people actually went to your site 🙂 last time I post on your blog… You have taught me my lesson


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How the cookie crumbles

The concept for this blog is pretty simple: I get fortunes, and I then come up with what the next line of the fortune might be. Did you ever play that game where you add "in bed" to the end of the fortune? Think of this like that game, but requiring more effort to achieve something that will never be as funny as "in bed." Despite what the number of fortunes might suggest, I am not 500 lbs. Nor do I reek of moo shu pork. Thus, I don't eat out enough to keep this going for too long. If you have your own fortunes you want to share, send me a picture (along with your own next line) and maybe I'll post it. Hit me up at SoldierFortuna {A.T.} gmail.
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