You Can Do It!

“. . . And some fortune cookie authors don’t even have ideas and need to rip off Nike slogans.”

TKC: This was a special Olympic themed post.  I’ve always thought that at the end of the Olympics, the leaders of the nations that got the most medals should get medals too.  Picture Bush, Medvedev, and Hu Jintao wearing jogging suits and standing on a podium while little girls run up to give them bouquets of flowers and teddy bears.  I think I’d find it more interesting than watching Bob Costas recite the names of the countries as they process in for the opening ceremonies.

TKC x2: When I said “this was a special Olympic themed post,” I did not mean “this was a Special Olympics themed post.”  There is a difference.


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How the cookie crumbles

The concept for this blog is pretty simple: I get fortunes, and I then come up with what the next line of the fortune might be. Did you ever play that game where you add "in bed" to the end of the fortune? Think of this like that game, but requiring more effort to achieve something that will never be as funny as "in bed." Despite what the number of fortunes might suggest, I am not 500 lbs. Nor do I reek of moo shu pork. Thus, I don't eat out enough to keep this going for too long. If you have your own fortunes you want to share, send me a picture (along with your own next line) and maybe I'll post it. Hit me up at SoldierFortuna {A.T.} gmail.
August 2008
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