The Fat Lady Sings

“. . . Of course, so did Van Gogh, Janis Joplin, Cobain, Morrisson, Holly, Elvis, Lennon, Aaliyah, B.I.G., Tupac, and The Big Bopper, to name a few.  Perhaps long term planning isn’t advised at this time.”


2 Responses to “The Fat Lady Sings”

  1. 1 becky
    September 18, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    how totally optimistic of you, ryan!

  2. 2 fortuneater
    September 18, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    Hey, don’t shoot the messenger. I just divine the true meaning of these fortunes as ordained by Confucius. Your hunan beef is with him, not me.

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How the cookie crumbles

The concept for this blog is pretty simple: I get fortunes, and I then come up with what the next line of the fortune might be. Did you ever play that game where you add "in bed" to the end of the fortune? Think of this like that game, but requiring more effort to achieve something that will never be as funny as "in bed." Despite what the number of fortunes might suggest, I am not 500 lbs. Nor do I reek of moo shu pork. Thus, I don't eat out enough to keep this going for too long. If you have your own fortunes you want to share, send me a picture (along with your own next line) and maybe I'll post it. Hit me up at SoldierFortuna {A.T.} gmail.
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