Posts Tagged ‘New York

20
Apr
09

“I’m here to make a return”

WonderfulNewHome

“. . . The stadium I bought the other day surprisingly has a little draft heading out to right field. ┬áSo I have the receipt right here . . . can I get the $1.5 billion put back on my credit card?”

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How the cookie crumbles

The concept for this blog is pretty simple: I get fortunes, and I then come up with what the next line of the fortune might be. Did you ever play that game where you add "in bed" to the end of the fortune? Think of this like that game, but requiring more effort to achieve something that will never be as funny as "in bed." Despite what the number of fortunes might suggest, I am not 500 lbs. Nor do I reek of moo shu pork. Thus, I don't eat out enough to keep this going for too long. If you have your own fortunes you want to share, send me a picture (along with your own next line) and maybe I'll post it. Hit me up at SoldierFortuna {A.T.} gmail.
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Some legal crap (since I am a lawyer)