- I’m a 26 year old male born and raised just outside of Cleveland, Ohio. I have a JD, and for the past year I was vaguely working in the legal profession in a job that was also in Cleveland. Now I have a job far less vaguely in the legal profession in Washington, DC. As for this blog, one would think that after seven years studying at highly regarded educational institutions, I should be able to find more refined ways to amuse myself, but I clearly have not. I’m also single, incredibly hot, and obviously hilarious. So if you’re a cute woman in DC and want a chance to meet me (or if you’re anyone else and just want to say hi) you can reach me at SoldierFortuna {A.T.} gmail.
How the cookie crumbles
The concept for this blog is pretty simple: I get fortunes, and I then come up with what the next line of the fortune might be. Did you ever play that game where you add "in bed" to the end of the fortune? Think of this like that game, but requiring more effort to achieve something that will never be as funny as "in bed."
Despite what the number of fortunes might suggest, I am not 500 lbs. Nor do I reek of moo shu pork. Thus, I don't eat out enough to keep this going for too long. If you have your own fortunes you want to share, send me a picture (along with your own next line) and maybe I'll post it. Hit me up at SoldierFortuna {A.T.} gmail.
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