Did I forget to shut the garage door? No, that can’t be it – I don’t have a garage. Did I leave the oven on? Hmm, no. That’s not it either. To leave it on, I would have had to turn it on the first place and I’ve never done that… hmm.
Huh… oh wait. I know, I forgot to blog. Whoops.
It’s been a busy two months for me. Let me recount. I moved from Cleveland to our nation’s capital. No, the other capitol. I bought about 400 pieces of IKEA furniture. I built said 400 pieces of IKEA furniture. I have been lucky that none of said 400 pieces have broken due to my shoddy building skills. I drove back to Cleveland. I worked on voter protection for a presidential campaign. I watched the Ohio House Democratic Caucus take back the statehouse. I flew back to DC. And the next day I started my job with a big law firm.
Between all the politicking and the legalizing and the building of furniture like an average Joe Sixpack, and the whosawhatsits, I just didn’t have time to blog. But that’s ok, I didn’t want to become a part of the gotcha mainstream media anyway.
But even with the long hours toiling away for my 6-minute-increment slave-drivers, I think I can find time for my one true love: writing on this blog. Well that’s not really true. I’d really rather be going out with a hot date, but since all the dates I’ve been on in this city so far have ended up being really, really, really awful, I think maybe I should just stick to the blogging.
So I happily welcome myself back. Next up: cookies.
The Kooky Cookie 
i feel like those are some pretty shoddy excuses, mr. lawyer. want to try another defense? 🙂